Hurricane Muff

Riley Lincoln

West Palm Beach, FL

Nov 2012

There will be no stars tonight

  "Hurricane Muff" is on its flight

It's gonna come and get here around midnight

  "Hurricane "uff" is coming tonight

"Hurricane Muff" is real mean

  Meaner than any hurricane we've ever seen

"Hurricane Muff" is a "Cat B" or more

  So you better lock your door

The palm trees better pack up and run

  Because for a ferw days there will be no sun

The pretty flowers better go back in the ground

  The big bad winds will swirl all around

You better get some rope and stakes

  And tie your house down

You better get lots of long nails

  Nail your roof down all around

Because "Hurricane Muff" is coming to town

  When it gets done your town won't be found

And the full moon will bring areal surprise

  The tide and the water will really rise

                   OFFICIAL END

(Bonus)

She just broke down the door

  She is more beautiful than before

Six foot four, blond hair, blue eyes

  Wanted to know if I wanted more

I said "Hurricane Muff,

  I'll take all I can score!"